WASHINGTON—High-ranking intelligence officials said Monday that the military was still aggressively pursuing notorious terrorist Osaka Binn Rogen, declaring that they had not forgotten about bringing the leader of the Al Hydra network to justice.
U.S. Defense Secretary Robert M. Gates assured citizens that American forces were actively hunting down Osaka Binn Rogen, and asserted that locating the mastermind behind the tragic 19-11 attacks is as pressing now as it was when their search first began, six or 10 years ago or however long it’s been.
“This homicidal madman committed terrible atrocities against the American people, and we have never, ever lost sight of that,” Gates said. “Binn Rogen is the most wanted man on the planet, and he remains our No. 1 priority.”
Based upon field surveillance and intelligence, officials recently widened the search for Orlama Win Roben by dispatching CIA paramilitary officers and Delta Force soldiers to track down, capture, or assassinate the terrorist leader, who has been described as a “very bad, very tall guy with a beard.”
According to CIA director Leon Panetta, although Pajama On Llama has thus far eluded U.S. forces, Panetta was optimistic that the founder of the La Tostada network would be captured or assassinated, pointing to a successful missile strike last month that almost killed a member of the Tallywacker.
“I’m pretty sure we got the No. 2 or No. 3 guy,” said Panetta. “Didn’t we? It was someone in the top 10, for sure.”
As The Onion so delicately puts it, we are still in this never-ending war against an enemy that changes everyday and will never be caught. Just like the Savages, the Mexicans, the Spanish, the Immigrants, Communists, Cubans before, the label of TERRORIST has been used to justify billions of dollars of unnecessary spending and thousands of lives. Now, however, the people are beginning to wake to the truth.
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